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Let the madness begin

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Please remember sanity is overrated

This site users Hampster Power from ecologically certified hampster farms.

Read at you're own risk. I am cute and cuddly - but aren't all pyschopathic penguins?

I'm not saying a word

Go on then.. state the obvious

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Slinky's are people too...

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I'm an inventor at heart

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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

Small scale crime wave comes to premature end

07/23/08 10:05:55 | 0 Comments

Dwarf burglar got drunk on the job

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Lee Kildare
A gang of burglars thought they had found the perfect accomplice - a dwarf able to...

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Careful as you go....

07/23/08 09:59:47 | 1 Comments

Man killed by electric wee

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Vauxhall station

The 41-year-old died at the scene at Vauxhall station A Polish tourist has died after being electrocuted when...

Dont look like a dick on graduation day

07/17/08 11:07:20 | 1 Comments

Penis costume man apologises to city

Thursday, July 17, 2008

penis man

A judge has ordered a 19-year-old man to write an apology to the city of Saratoga Springs in New York for dressing in a penis constume at a high school graduation. Calvin Morett had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct for dressing in a...

Finally, a use for those annoying children...

07/17/08 11:05:28 | 0 Comments

Babies used as mops could save money

Thursday, July 17, 2008

baby mop

Baby: no longer useless With global financial markets in turmoil parents looking in to firing their cleaners and using their babies as human mops. Parents fed up of the take, take, take attitude of babies are...

Feeling hungry?

07/16/08 09:36:52 | 0 Comments

Cop served Kentucky Fried UrineWednesday, July 16, 2008

Urinal

Mushy peas?
A police officer has won £20,000 ($40,000) after a KFC worker served him food spattered with spit and...

Married Bliss

07/16/08 09:32:38 | 0 Comments

How a marriage works

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the
town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer,...

Pern has competition

07/15/08 06:57:48 | 0 Comments

Australian man spent 487 pounds a week on beer SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man convicted of his seventh drink-driving charge was spending about A$1,000 (487 pounds) a week on beer -- enough to buy more than 2,500 small bottles a month, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

The heartbroken construction worker began drowning his sorrows after breaking up with his partner five years ago, the Northern Territory News said, quoting his defence...

Lucky Koala...

07/15/08 06:53:02 | 1 Comments

So how to you think he got that disease?

STD Koala survives 100kph hit

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Lucky the koala bear

The other sort of toilet emergency

07/15/08 06:46:55 | 0 Comments

Woman arrested over toilet seat attack

Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Toilet

A toilet seat: in the wrong hands, it can be a fearsome weapon
A woman in America has been arrested and faces...

I name thee 'Desperate for a tank of gas'

07/14/08 10:35:53 | 1 Comments

Man sells son's name for petrolMonday, July 14, 2008 Petrol Pump

Precious, precious petrol The Mad Max-ification of the United States continues apace, with the news that a Florida man has won £50 worth of petrol by agreeing to name his unborn son after a pair of radio DJs. Orlando resident David...

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